Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight
"you’re under arrest sir"
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
me: *has self esteem issues* “hey i am kinda cool and great”
everyone else: stop being so full of urself
Oh God I had forgotten all about that shirt.